Monthly Archives: March 2012

On the Subject of Giving Credit Where It’s Due.

This morning, while sitting, scrolling through Tumblr (something I rarely do, lots of cliches, you know), a thought I’m almost positive is brand new to me popped into my head. Do you think all those writers who write scripts for … Continue reading

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Gatsby the Catsby

Named after a gem in the mines of literature, yesterday was hard for my precious feline. He no longer has any balls. All I kept thinking about was the word “castration”, because that’s essentially what I did to him. Oh, … Continue reading

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Tennis Players: Sex that Court, Whack those Balls

  To put this little gem you’re about to digest into a “sports” category killed me a little bit. Actually, a lot. But it made logical sense, and I didn’t feel like arguing with logic today. So here we are. … Continue reading

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Psychobabble

I’d like to make a proposition: Let’s all take a look at ourselves in the mirror today. Let’s think about all the things about us that others perceive to be strange, or odd, or unusual. Make a list. Look at … Continue reading

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Born What Way?

In the immortal words of the revered Mother Monster, I was born this way.      

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No Life.

So what do you do instead?   Join the after life. If you didn’t gather how insane I was before, well. Yeah.

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“I’m a Republican, so They Can’t Throw Me in Jail!”

My drunken, rage-induced battle cry while passing through security on my was to Las Vegas. Or as I like to call it, the Motherland. These morally bankrupt ladies and gents are my people, and I’ve only ever come back to … Continue reading

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They are Cliches For a Reason

I’ll preface by saying, that I have never, not once, in my centuries of self-discovery and tedious compiling of knowledge of the utterly confounding human species to which I belong, conformed to a single widely accepted norm. No sir. I … Continue reading

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Sketchballs: The Sketchiest of the Sketch. Beware, Be Warned.

We all know one. A sketchball, I mean. You know, that friend, who despite a lifetime of practice, is a terrible liar. You see right through them, but somehow they don’t realize their complete lack of lying finesse. There are … Continue reading

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