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About cheekystars123

I write what I know. I don't know a lot. But I know how to put thoughts into words. These are my thoughts; constantly contradicting themselves, swinging between the pendulum of extremes, never censored. I'm not as sane as my friends think I am, but I'm not as psychotic as I convey myself anonymously. So what does that make me? A rare breed? I like to think so. But I'm probably not as interesting as I'd like to believe. Aside from that, I tend to be a sarcastic bitch with rage problems. Don't believe a word I say, I'm probably definitely lying about most of it to make myself seem more interesting.

To Whom It May Concern

The uninspired robots, stop talking. The uninvited whining from the people who have it all… you have it all. The shit-talking, the whining, the jealousy, SHUT IT DOWN. I’m not one to give in to hypocrisy, but yes I am. … Continue reading

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Find Me One Of These.

You know that proverbial character on the beloved, yet virtually extinct family sitcom? The wise old owl that is the gentle but firm moral compass to the misguided characters. Whatever path the individuals walk, the grounding of the entire show … Continue reading

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I Need Your Wonderful And Creative Suggestions, Please?

I don’t really give a fuck if you think it’s lame, but I would really like to make a summer bucket list. A lot of things in my life are changing, and I already have some ideas. But I want … Continue reading

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You May Say I’m a Dreamer

And you would be correct. Because amidst this nightmare that is being a student during finals season, I fight my way down through the Adderall frenzy and force myself into believing some pretty awesome lies. For example, when I woke … Continue reading

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Scale of 1-10…

How bad do you think this smells? Right, now think about all of that being left there for coming up on nine days now. Yes, OVER A FUCKING WEEK. Let’s back up. Roommate: yeah she sucks and screws everyone she … Continue reading

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What a Woman

I’m in pain and this made me laugh. Hopefully I’ll look like this when I become obese one day.

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I Like Vodka

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxWn_vnJfGI

Tier One Vodka, a fake liquor so cleverly created for my advertising class. This is my brainchild. Through it’s production I have learned three key lessons:
1. I should be an actress
2. I should be a creative at an ad agency (Mad Men)
3. My father has a cool voice.

Enjoy. Or don’t. It’s whatever.

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Tier One Vodka

Tier One Vodka

Not real, but we’re dreamers.

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A Piece of Free Advice that Doesn’t Encourage Alcoholism

This gem arrived in the post today from my best friend in the whole wide world. I’ll just go ahead and refer to her as Sheila because I call her that, even though it has nothing to do with her … Continue reading

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Just Doing My Duty, Making Your Monday Less Like Hell

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