Author Archives: cheekystars123
You know that proverbial character on the beloved, yet virtually extinct family sitcom? The wise old owl that is the gentle but firm moral compass to the misguided characters. Whatever path the individuals walk, the grounding of the entire show … Continue reading
I don’t really give a fuck if you think it’s lame, but I would really like to make a summer bucket list. A lot of things in my life are changing, and I already have some ideas. But I want … Continue reading
How bad do you think this smells? Right, now think about all of that being left there for coming up on nine days now. Yes, OVER A FUCKING WEEK. Let’s back up. Roommate: yeah she sucks and screws everyone she … Continue reading
I’m in pain and this made me laugh. Hopefully I’ll look like this when I become obese one day.
Tier One Vodka, a fake liquor so cleverly created for my advertising class. This is my brainchild. Through it’s production I have learned three key lessons:
1. I should be an actress
2. I should be a creative at an ad agency (Mad Men)
3. My father has a cool voice.
Enjoy. Or don’t. It’s whatever.
This gem arrived in the post today from my best friend in the whole wide world. I’ll just go ahead and refer to her as Sheila because I call her that, even though it has nothing to do with her … Continue reading